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With Gary off Match of the Day
Suspended for having his say,
His Tory-whipped bosses
Must now count their losses,
Their schedule in rank disarray.#GaryLineker#Lineker#freegarylinekerhttps://t.co/yoiCC6YkoB

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 11, 2023

"Don't moan about salads and fruits:
This government proudly salutes
A veg we can cherish,
As foreign foods perish
Let Britain go back to its roots."#turnips#Turnip#ThereseCoffeyhttps://t.co/c5Fcvr67Xu

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 24, 2023

Some Romans carved out of a block
A wooden thing shaped like a cock;
Researchers conclude
The phallus they hewed
Was not used for darning a sock.https://t.co/2zuCR3HOG4

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 20, 2023

When Google unveiled its new Bard,
The debut was fatally marred:
It flunked, in the promo –
Rushed through amid FoMO –
A question that wasn't that hard.#Bard#GoogleAIhttps://t.co/aLOPJvJZrT

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 9, 2023

Some woodpeckers built up a store
Of nuts in a house, on the floor;
The cute, polyamorous
Tufted tree-hammerers
Pouring in acorns galore.https://t.co/m0HBp7xKZb

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 8, 2023

Liz Truss blew a hole in our kitty
Then cried to the press: "What a pity!"
Although I was right
It all went to shite
Because of those reds in the city".#liztruss #Trusshttps://t.co/JM3rCgV44e

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 6, 2023

Marie, having built her success
On how to declutter your mess,
With kids to spark joy –
Two girls and a boy –
For tidying couldn't care less!#mariekondohttps://t.co/LhSEQNPeDl

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 30, 2023

Zahawi, the ex-Tory Chair
Owed tax that he failed to declare,
An easy mistake
For people to make
Who have a few million spare.#Zahawi#NadhimZahawi#nadhimZahawiSackedhttps://t.co/iBOe8F7ZM6

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 29, 2023

The Chair of our dear BBC
Helped fix up a loan guarantee
For Johnson, who chose
Which name to propose,
Now move along, nothing to see.https://t.co/D0YgMrNac5 https://t.co/0lF3SaVdth

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 22, 2023