twitmericks

A man with a shell up his bum
Occasioned the bomb squad to come;
Though some folks collect 'em,
With one up the rectum,
Just fart and you're in kingdom come.https://t.co/ECZyx0IGKE

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 24, 2022

Two women in southern Australia
Located she-snake genitalia;
What couldn't be fitter is
They found the snake clitoris,
Of course, after years of male falia.https://t.co/h1cDVMdPvj

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 15, 2022

A megarich right-leaning dude
Was thoroughly heckled and booed
On stage with Chappelle,
Whose fans gave him hell,
The Chief Twit misreading the mood.#ElonBoohttps://t.co/AOmEQbaIzz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 12, 2022

A Tory bra peer named Michelle
Came through the pandemic quite well:
Her trust got a fee
For crap PPE
Her hubby was fast-tracked to sell.#MichelleMone#PPEScams#PPEscandal#PPEMedpro#PPEhttps://t.co/CIoavWZv4e

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 7, 2022

There was an old man with a beard
Who said: "It is just as I feared,
These boys from Brazil
May play with great skill,
But dancing like that I find weird!"#RoyKeane #Brazil #WorldcupQatar2022 #Keanehttps://t.co/Ad4YOnv1Ht

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 7, 2022

Research shows when all's said and done
The jokes we apparently shun,
We cherish inside,
For groans simply hide
The love we all have for a pun.https://t.co/wRwEBvbmrFhttps://t.co/6AABHNsTUT

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 3, 2022

Ngozi, who runs Sistah Space,
Was grilled on account of her race;
The lady-in-waiting
Behind this race-baiting
Resigned in right royal disgrace.https://t.co/hNBgSZ1BTn

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 30, 2022

In Qatar, the ruling Emir
Says no booze in stadiums here;
The sponsors complain,
But need to explain
That Budweiser's not really beer.#Qatar#Budweiser#FIFAWorldCup#Qatar2022https://t.co/44S0IfmJNz

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 19, 2022

Coup-plotting ex-President Trump
Declares he is back on the stump,
But rivals are noting
In actual voting
How most of his candidates slump.#TrumpAnnouncementhttps://t.co/tnHNEKvxUi

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 16, 2022

When rats are exposed to the beat,
The music takes over their feet,
They're slaves to the rhythm,
You can't reason with 'em,
They're dancing now under your street. https://t.co/ONbpde5YsE

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November 12, 2022