Tag Archives: assad

UN-Believable

Posted on May 30, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old leader in Zim/ The UN gave status to him/ Next thing they’ll make Assad a/ Tourist ambassador/ Like old #Mugabe, the crim.  /// http://www.zambianwatchdog.com/2012/05/30/anger-at-uns-appointment-of-mugabe-as-tourism-envoy/

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Diplo Ruckus

Posted on May 29, 2012 by twitmericks

The Syrian envoys’ expulsion/ Conveys international revulsion/ At killings in Houla/ But swaying a ruler/ Does tend to take stronger compulsion.  /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/9297992/Syrian-diplomats-expelled-in-coordinated-Western-action.html

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Don’t Stand by Your Man

Posted on April 18, 2012 by twitmericks

Damascene lass Asma Assad ‘as/ Been told by the wives of ambassadors/ To sort out her man/ And get with the plan/ As Syria gets yet more hazardous. // http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/video-un-wives-call-on-asma-assad-to-intervene-in-syria-crisis-7657831.html

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Assad’s Trouble and Strife

Posted on March 23, 2012 by twitmericks

A Syrian woman named Asma Got caught up in Assad’s miasma Banned from the EU She will have to make do With Dubai when she buys a new plasma. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/23/assad-family-blacklisted-eu-syria?newsfeed=true

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New Order for Syria?

Posted on March 15, 2012 by twitmericks

  Amid widespread public disorder As refugees flock to the border Assad, the old sod Puts on his iPod Chris Brown, Right Said Fred & New Order

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Baath Party Man Throws in the Towel

Posted on March 8, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was an old Damascene Who said “All the things I have seen Convince me Assad Is incredibly bad What a silly oil minister I’ve been!” http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17295748

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From Russia with Lav

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a old fellow from Russia Who went to see Syria’s Bashar As mortars & bombs Rained down upon Homs Mr Lavrov gladhanded the crusher. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/07/us-syria-idUSTRE80S08620120207

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Lack of Resolution

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old man in Damascus Allegedly guilty of massacres The UNSC Tried and failed to agree What did you do? Our children will ask us. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/04/assad-obama-resign-un-resolution?newsfeed=true

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Assad, Not Mad or Bad?

Posted on December 7, 2011 by twitmericks

President Bashar #Assad/Denies doing things that were bad/He told ABC/All that stuff wasn’t me/For that shit you’d have to be mad. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-12-08/assad-denies-ordering-crackdown-in-syria/3719042

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Out of Their League

Posted on November 12, 2011 by twitmericks

The Arab League vote for suspension/Of Syria shows an intention/To pressure Assad/Before things get so bad/That it leads to US intervention.

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