Tag Archives: australia

Joe Blow Gets Warner Out

Posted on June 13, 2013 by twitmericks

A batsman named Warner was dumped Because of a rival he thumped When asked why that was The fellow from Oz Replied no idea mate, I’m stumped. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cricket/australia-batsman-david-warner-faces-ban-from-ashes-over-joe-root-punch-8656444.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/345097849014464515

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First Bloke’s Bum Joke

Posted on January 30, 2013 by twitmericks

Tim Mathieson, Aussie First Bloke/ Got fingered for making a joke/ Concerning a proctal/ And which kinda doctor’ll/ Give the best digital poke. ///http://t.co/kGjraWfz Tim Mathieson, Aussie First Bloke/Got fingered for making a joke/Concerning a proctal/And which kinda doctor'll/Give the … Continue reading →

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Back to Black Caviar

Posted on June 23, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an Australian mare/ Whose talent is really quite rare/ She’s got what it takes/ So the Jubilee Stakes/ Were hers, by a nose in the air. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/18554323

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The Wonder from Down Under

Posted on June 22, 2012 by twitmericks

OK, so not quite a commission, but this was a special that premiered on ABC Sydney Radio 702. They did a small feature on Twitmericks earlier in the week, which I was unable to take part in as I was … Continue reading →

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P-p-pick up a Penguin

Posted on May 2, 2012 by twitmericks

Two Welshmen in Brisbane to work/ Were arrested for acting the jerk/ After excess libations/ They swam with cetaceans/  Then kidnapped a penguin named Dirk. // http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/penguin-pinchers-were-blind-drunk-court-20120502-1xyd9.html

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Qantas Leap

Posted on October 31, 2011 by twitmericks

A prominent airline down under/Tore usual strike rules asunder/Forget workers’ rights/By grounding all flights/#Qantas stole unions’ thunder. http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16099734

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Gillard of Oz

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

There is a PM known as Julia/Her party’s becoming unrulier/As much of Australia/Decides she’s a failure/She digs in her heels, acting mulier. (tweeted 2/9/11) http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2011/s3309255.htm

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Dead Ned

Posted on September 1, 2011 by twitmericks

The body of outlaw Ned Kelly/Of tin hat and ironclad belly/Was finally found/In a hole in the ground/And DNA-matched with a rellie. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/01/us-australia-kelly-idUSTRE7800UJ20110901

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