Tag Archives: aviation

Tongs of Terror

A suitcase was blown up with care/ To head off a blast in mid-air/ The suspect device,/ Says latest advice,/ Was something for straightening hair./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11082958/Luton-Airport-evacuated-over-alert-on-hair-straighteners.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/509270311049887744

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Plane Crazy

A 747 from Boeing/ Had no idea where it was going./ It landed near Wichita/ Somewhere too tichy to/ Take off – it’s gonna need towing. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/massive-boeing-747-jumbo-jet-stuck-after-mistakenly-landing-at-tiny-kansas-airport-8954408.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/403587541032398848

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Don’t get Fuelled Again

A budget airline, Comtel Air/Found a way of increasing the fare/They made passengers pay/For the fuel – 20K/Before they could fly anywhere. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15762127

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