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Ex-con Exes

Posted on May 13, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an ex-husband and wife Brought low by their marital strife The pair of old lags Now out wearing tags Emerge to a different life. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10053067/Chris-Huhne-and-Vicky-Pryce-released-wearing-electronic-tags.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333866076146397186

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Marital Perversion of Justice

Posted on March 11, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old husband & wife/ Both humbled by marital strife/ Expressing repentance/ Each landed a sentence/ Of 8 months in prison (not life). ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/chris-huhne-and-vicky-pryce-both-jailed-for-eight-months-for-perverting-course-of-justice-in-speeding-points-scam-8529546.html There was an old husband & wife/Both humbled by marital strife/Expressing repentance/Each landed a … Continue reading →

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Paying the Pryce

Posted on March 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Pryce/ Who probably should’ve thought twice/ A dubious version/ Of marriage coercion/ Was not the best legal advice. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pryce-guilty-the-campaign-by-vengeful-wife-and-batty-barrister-8524839.html There once was a woman named Pryce/Who probably should've thought twice/A dubious version/Of marriage coercion/Was … Continue reading →

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Huhne’s Change of Tune

Posted on February 4, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an MP named Chris Huhne/ Who suddenly altered his tune/ So stop being beastly/ The member for Eastleigh/ Is exiting parliament soon. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21322136 There was an MP named Chris #Huhne/Who suddenly altered his tune/So stop being beastly/The member … Continue reading →

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Defeated on Points

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

The energy minister Chris When living in conjugal bliss Gave his points to his wife. Due to marital strife He must pay now for being remiss. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/03/chris-huhne-expected-resign-charges-speeding  

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Twit Tweets

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

Chris #Huhne MP’s feeling the heat/For he sent a DM as a tweet/Dishing dirt on Theresa/He’ll have to appease ‘er/& also placate Downing St. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8816577/Chris-Huhne-apologises-to-Theresa-May-over-newspaper-tip-off.html Shame it’s not possible to work in the whole story, which is priceless. Huhne mistakenly … Continue reading →

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