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Research my arse!

There was an old man from Japan/ Who gave his own colon a scan;/ He put on some lube,/ Inserted a tube/ And shouted: ‘The film’s in the can!‘/// There was an old man from JapanWho gave his own colon … Continue reading

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Fairground Pass

In theme parks, enjoying a ride/ May help dislodge pebbles inside;/ By rattling your bones/ They send kidney stones/ Direct to the big water slide./// In theme parks, enjoying a rideMay help dislodge pebbles inside;By rattling your bonesThey send kidney … Continue reading

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Love Rats

A chap won an Ig Nobel Prize/ For pants of a very small size/ He put on male rats/ To show using stats/ How fabrics harm sex life in guys./// https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/sep/22/ig-nobel-prizes-trousers-for-rats-and A chap won an #IgNobel PrizeFor pants of a very small … Continue reading

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