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Sun Block

There once was a man with a car/ Who said it is rather bizarre/ That big office tower/ Has used solar power/ To melt my poor jag from afar. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/walkie-scorchie-light-reflecting-londons-2246829 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/374990980140634112

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Biggus Dickus

In London forensic analysis/  Of old Roman houses and palaces/  Uncovered a horde/  Of carefully stored/  Good luck charms of fists & of phalluses. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/citys-roman-remains-rival-pompeii-experts-marvel-at-treasures-found-in-excavations-for-new-office-block-8566834.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/322002610339082240

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Hugger mugger

Student Ashraf from Malaysia/Was mugged in a way to amaze yer/Affecting to aid him/They cruelly betrayed him/Now he’s a celeb, even crazier. http://www.channel4.com/news/online-campaign-for-riot-victim-ashraf-haziq

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