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No Newt Axis

Posted on May 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Newt/ Who’s ended the futile pursuit/ Of his nomination/ For world domination/ His judgment, for once, is astute. // http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/newt-gingrich-pulls-plug-on-wild-ride-white-house-bid-7710968.html

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Newt’s Lunar Toons

Posted on January 27, 2012 by twitmericks

Newt Gingrich has flown the balloon/Of a US-run base on the moon/If he gets his way/There’ll be, I would say/A lunar insurgency soon. http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/newt-gingrichs-plan-for-a-moon-base-is-it-science-fiction/2012/01/26/gIQAKVC2TQ_story.html

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How much Mitt? Just a Bit.

Posted on January 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-governor Romney’s return/Was released amid public concern/He paid 14 %/As his income’s all rent/From investment – he’s no need to earn. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/24/mitt-romney-tax-returns-released_n_1225247.html

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Carolina’s a beaut, For Ex-speaker Newt

Posted on January 22, 2012 by twitmericks

Newt Gingrich, a former House speaker/Republican delegate-seeker/Is out to Stop Mitt/& tho he’s a shit/For Romney it’s now looking bleaker. http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16154087

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Bringing Newt into Disrepute

Posted on January 19, 2012 by twitmericks

A Republican hopeful called Newt/Was rocked by domestic dispute/His 2nd ex-wife/By twisting the knife/Brought his name into some disrepute. http://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-gingrich-lacks-moral-character-president-ex-wife-135852543–abc-news.html

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