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Blowing Cover

A copper who goes undercover/ Is banned now from having a lover/ So if you are trying/ To work out who’s spying/ Just offer a bit of the other./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/29/sex-drugs-off-limits-undercover-police-guidelines A copper who goes undercoverIs banned now from having a … Continue reading

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Sex, Lies and Undercover Lovers

The CPS says it is proper/ For someone who serves as a copper/ To take on a lover/ While deep undercover/ And base their affair on a whopper./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28877001 The CPS says it is proper For someone who serves as a … Continue reading

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Improper Copper

There once was a Met police copper/ Who did something rather improper/ To public abhorrence He spied on Ms Lawrence – The latest policing jaw-dropper. ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/mar/06/stephen-lawrence-theresa-may-inquiry-police There once was a Met police copperWho did something rather improper& spied on Ma … Continue reading

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Cops and Knobbers

A former policeman named BobWho during the course of his jobWent deep undercoverAnd knocked up his loverSaid sorry for being a knob. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/undercover-police-bob-lambert-exclusive A former policeman named BobWho during the course of his jobWent deep undercoverAnd knocked up his loverSaid … Continue reading

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Mark the Nark

There was a protester named Mark/It later emerged was a nark/And while undercover/He took the odd lover/While keeping them all in the dark. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9055209/Undercover-police-not-banned-from-sleeping-with-targets.html

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Nothing But the Truth?

It’s one thing to go undercover/& take a protester as lover/For a cop to resort/To a false name in court/& perjure himself’s quite another. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/oct/19/police-undercover-officers-court-perjury-claim?newsfeed=true

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