Monthly Archives: August 2011

Gee Fizz

Posted on August 26, 2011 by twitmericks

Bucks Fizz aging star Bobby G/Has beaten the band’s other 3/Together they lined up/The court made its mind up/& lawyers received a fat fee. (tweeted 25/8/11) http://www.guardian.co.uk/law/2011/aug/24/bucks-fizz-judge-ownership-name

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Strauss-Kahn Is Made Free

Posted on August 26, 2011 by twitmericks

Ex-IMF head Dominique/Has now been discharged by the beak/The alleged abuser/Dismissed his accuser/And the judge felt her case was too weak. (tweeted 24/8/11) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14674073  

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Gaddafi’s Problems Compounded

Posted on August 26, 2011 by twitmericks

Losing #BabAlAziziya/The compound he ruled from through fear/Suggests Muammar/(Still not found so far)/Will shortly be out on his ear. (tweeted 23/8/11) http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/africa/08/23/libya.bab.al.aziziya/

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Handy Andy

Posted on August 26, 2011 by twitmericks

The News of the World saw that Andy/In No. 10 might come in handy/They kept him in gravy/Tho working 4 Davy/For Coulson it was fine & dandy. (tweeted 23/8/11) http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/23/watchdog-investigate-payments-andy-coulson  

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Dead Sirte

Posted on August 26, 2011 by twitmericks

There is a dictator from Sirte/His picture’s been ground in the dirt/He lost his support/He oughta be caught/Before even more folk get hurt. (tweeted 22/8/11) http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/bodies-pile-up-as-search-for-gaddafi-intensifies-2344148.html  

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Saif as houses

Posted on August 26, 2011 by twitmericks

#Gaddafi‘s son Saif al-Islam/Finds himself in a bit of a jam/He went and got caught/By the rebels he fought/And frankly, I don’t give a damn (tweeted 21/8/11) http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2011/0823/1224302862670.html

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Will Gaddafi duck out?

Posted on August 21, 2011 by twitmericks

Muammar #Gaddafi of #Tripoli/Is out to remain there, principally/But as rebels rise/It’ll be no surprise/If he has to get out a bit nippily.

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Short sentence

Posted on August 21, 2011 by twitmericks

A mother locked up by the courts/For having a nicked pair of shorts/She herself didn’t steal/Was freed on appeal/According to latest reports

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Defection spreads

Posted on August 21, 2011 by twitmericks

A Libyan called Abdulsalam/Who once was Gaddafi’s right arm/Has gone and defected/That wasn’t expected/And adds to the Colonel’s alarm.

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Storm in a tea party

Posted on August 21, 2011 by twitmericks

Tea Party stalwart Christine/Is quite the TV drama queen/When Piers Morgan harried/On gays being married/ She stormed off & made a big scene

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