Monthly Archives: February 2012

Golfer in a Hole

Posted on February 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A chap from a golf club in Kent Has rather unfairly been sent To an El Paso jail For his role in the sale Of some batteries cops say were bent. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17146487

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A4e’s Emma and David’s Dilemma

Posted on February 24, 2012 by twitmericks

A families czar known as Emma Has given pal Dave a dilemma Her workfare firm’s shit But now that she’s quit Does Cameron need to condemma? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/camerons-family-champion-emma-harrison-quits-after-police-probe-7440153.html

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Punch and Judy Politics

Posted on February 23, 2012 by twitmericks

The Labour MP for Falkirk Is alleged to have gone quite berserk And nutted a Tory In the bar, goes the story At the end of a long day at work. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/2012/02/23/labour-suspend-falkirk-mp-eric-joyce-over-alleged-house-of-commons-bar-assault-86908-23762096/

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A Big Lunch with Pickles and the Bunch

Posted on February 22, 2012 by twitmericks

Eric Pickles says he has a hunch The nation requires a Big Lunch I have one still stronger The MP for Ongar Himself wants a morsel to munch. http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/feb/21/eric-pickles-big-lunch-communities?newsfeed=true

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Adele Digitally Enhances Brits

Posted on February 22, 2012 by twitmericks

The popular singer Adele Got a Brit for performing so well When unable to linger She flipped them a finger Go on Adele, give the suits hell! http://www.billboard.com/news/adele-gives-finger-receives-apology-at-brit-1006249562.story#/news/adele-gives-finger-receives-apology-at-brit-1006249562.story

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I Didn’t Recognise You With Your Clothes on, Your Honour

Posted on February 21, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a Parisian dude Well known for his taste for the lewd But his lawyers say That poor DSK Couldn’t tell they were pros in the nude. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-24037084-dsks-defence-i-didnt-know-women-were-prostitutes-because-they-were-all-naked.do

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Major Error in War on Terror

Posted on February 21, 2012 by twitmericks

Koran-burning troops in Bagram Have probably done their cause harm You don’t combat terror Albeit in error By alienating Islam. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/21/us-nato-apologise-afghan-quran-burning?newsfeed=true

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Hadi a Better Chance Than This?

Posted on February 21, 2012 by twitmericks

Yemen’s presidential election Is not all that fair, on reflection A deal has handed it To Hadi, sole candidate In rather a narrow selection. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gbPMv-WbjiehIHn5VrBGIri-qn-w?docId=8d85c404c2ef490da1c5d12f4b3b4ddd

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Up the Greek

Posted on February 20, 2012 by twitmericks

A very old country named Greece Has debts that forever increase The poor PM hustles For Euros from Brussels On terms that ensure its decease.

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Ignoring Medical Advice

Posted on February 20, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a PM known as Dave Who ignored the advice doctors gave He would only pay heed To a few who agreed With his NHS-trashing brainwave. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/20/pressure-mounts-cameron-nhs-summit?newsfeed=true

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