There was an old man who was hired
For 26 years then retired.
He must be delighted
To quit Man United
While managers elsewhere get fired.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).