The member for Worthing & Shoreham/
Has told a Conservative Forum/
That one may exclude/
MPs with no brood/
From family matters – ignore ’em.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).