Franz-Peter, the Bishop of Bling/
Whose bathroom was fit for a king/
Offended the Pope/
And now has to hope/
For pardon, while kissing the ring.
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).