A Spurs-loving time-serving nutter/
Found AFC’s win made him splutter/
On hearing the news/
He went for the screws/
Entirely covered in butter.
///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charles-bronson-coats-himself-butter-3611167
About twitmericks
There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks
"The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).