Monthly Archives: July 2014

On Ilkley Tour Baht ‘at

Posted on July 6, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old bicycle tour/ That went where it hadn’t before/ The land of the tikes/ Saw hundreds of bikes/ All pedalling round up ont’ moor./// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jul/05/tour-france-yorkshire-grand-depart There was an old bicycle tourThat went where it hadn't beforeThe land … Continue reading →

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Payment to Court

Posted on July 4, 2014 by twitmericks

A Russian with money to burn/ Bought tennis with Tories, we learn/ The money she gave/ Gets access to Dave/ But watch for that backhand return./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/03/tennis-cameron-johnson-160000-tory-fundraiser A Russian with money to burnBought tennis with Tories, we learnThe money she … Continue reading →

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Tony’s new Crony

Posted on July 2, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an adviser named #Blair/ Who touted his skills anywhere./ Once Mubarak’s crony,/ We now hear that Tony/ Is working for Mubarak’s heir./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/02/tony-blair-advise-egypt-president-sisi-economic-reform https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/484346398499155968

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A Tidy Sum

Posted on July 1, 2014 by twitmericks

When Tracey did not make her bed She made it an artwork instead At 16 years old It’s once more been sold So Saatchi has made lots of bread./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28116274 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/484061368501276673

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Bubble Trouble

Posted on July 1, 2014 by twitmericks

A rugby pro playing in Sydney/ Drank urine he made in his kidney/ Got literally pissed/ And so was dismissed/ He cocked up his future there didney. ///http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jun/30/todd-carney-shattered-posting-photo-urinating-mouth https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483914202579755008

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