Kane, Alli, Rose, Dier and Hart/
& Rooney were crap from the start/
& Cahill & Smalling/
Were also appalling/
As Iceland took England apart.///
NB: I couldn’t fit them all in. Sterling, Sturridge, Wilshire and Walker (well, it was a toss-up between him and Cahill) escape by having long names, and Rashford by coming on at the end and giving it a go.