Once Bitten, Twice Bitten

A very unfortunate man/
Got spider-bites twice on the can/
Both times on his cock/
Which though quite a shock/
Was clearly no flash in the pan.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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