A shopper is seeking redress/
From Zara for pain and distress./
The cause of her grouse:/
A fossilised mouse/
Sewn into the hem of her dress.///
OK, I know in these extreme times there are more important things to limerick about – but I can’t do Trump every day. So here’s something completely different. Though you do want to say – “She was upset? H0w do you think the poor mouse felt?”
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