Dickhead of the Deep

Posted on December 19, 2016 by

A shark on the deep ocean bed/
Had trouble whenever he bred/
The pointy-nosed creature/
Had one special feature/
His penis grew out of his head.///

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/dec/19/mysterious-ghost-shark-caught-on-film-for-the-first-time

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