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Dickhead of the Deep

A shark on the deep ocean bed/ Had trouble whenever he bred/ The pointy-nosed creature/ Had one special feature/ His penis grew out of his head./// https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/dec/19/mysterious-ghost-shark-caught-on-film-for-the-first-time A shark on the deep ocean bedHad trouble whenever he bredThe pointy-nosed creatureHad … Continue reading

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Long in the Jaws

There is an extremely old shark/ Who’s lived deep below in the dark/ For such a long time/ That back in her prime/ She might have swum under the Ark./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37047168 There is an extremely old sharkWho's lived deep below … Continue reading

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