End of the Line

Posted on February 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A wealthy small-handed old wanker/
Reacted with fury and rancour/
To news that a store/
Would not any more/
Sell clothes by his daughter Ivanka.///

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1 Response to End of the Line

  1. stoneyfish's avatar stoneyfish says:
    February 12, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    Watch your language, young Twister!
    There’s more you can do with a wrist – a
    Lot more, in fact,
    So have some more tact.
    Be polite and just call him mister.

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