Another Le Pen has a chance/

Of being next leader of France;/

Fillon and Hamon/

Are backing Macron/

To head off the far-right advance.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39686993

Prompted by @ArmandDAngour on Twitter to do one on Mélenchon too, I decided this was such a horrible word to rhyme in English that I would have to attempt in French – with the aid of online dictionaries:

Un homme qui s’appelle Mélenchon/

De qui les gauchistes s’enchantent/

A perdu sa chance/

De diriger France/

Bien que cela soit son penchant.///