Thatcher in the Rye*

Posted on June 6, 2017 by twitmericks

Theresa did not say she’d sworn/
Or secretly read her dad’s porn/
Invited to name/
Her naughtiest shame/
She said she once trampled some corn.///

*coined by @JonathanDean_

https://www.buzzfeed.com/fionarutherford/never-have-i-ever?utm_term=.bsKaGEyap#.vvpYzaMY4

 

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