Privates Tossed Out

Posted on August 23, 2017 by twitmericks

The PLA’s saying no thanks/

To would-be recruits to its ranks;/

They’re fat, it explains,/

With spermatic veins/

Enlarged after too many wanks.///

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/young-chinese-are-too-fat-and-masturbate-too-much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html

 

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