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Privates Tossed Out

The PLA’s saying no thanks/ To would-be recruits to its ranks;/ They’re fat, it explains,/ With spermatic veins/ Enlarged after too many wanks./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/young-chinese-are-too-fat-and-masturbate-too-much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html The PLA's saying no thanksTo would-be recruits to its ranks;They're fat, it explains,With spermatic veinsEnlarged after … Continue reading

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Barmy Army

A general felt he should mention/ The army top brass’s intention,/ If Corbyn wins power/ To capture the hour/ By means of an armed intervention./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ministry-of-defence-condemn-army-general-behind-jeremy-corbyn-mutiny-threat-10510353.html A general felt he should mention The army top brass's intention, If Corbyn wins power To capture … Continue reading

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G4S, What a Mess

Security firm G4S/ Shamefacedly had to confess/ They just can’t get the staff/ And so on their behalf/ The army must clear up the mess. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18813729

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