Snake on the Loos

A python in Southend-on-Sea/

Surprised a boy going to pee/

But luckily Reggie,/

Although not a veggie,/

Prefers baby rats for his tea.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-41159173

 

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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