Trouser Snake

Police found two drunken carousers/

Were covert reptilian-housers,/

A visible writhin’/

Betraying a python/

Secreted down one fellow’s trousers.///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/08/germany-detained-man-darmstadt-baby-python-pants

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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