This little pig went to Brussels/
To break with the Treaty of Rome/
But after some flexing of muscles/
Went Oui Oui Oui all the way home.///
*The observant among you will have instantly noticed that this is not a limerick. I can only account for this rare divergence on my part by observing that I am not firmly bound by the rules of the limerick format, although I do maintain full alignment with them on a purely voluntary basis.