One-armed Bandit

A pensioner caught on a farm/

Was causing the animals harm;/

His thrill seemed to come/

From some poor cow’s bum/

Up which he was thrusting his arm.///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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