Flatulence and Turbulence

Posted on February 19, 2018 by twitmericks

A plane was diverted one night/

When passengers started to fight;/

The turbulence started/

When one of them farted,/

So wind problems grounded the flight.///

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146

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