Is this the way to Nantucket?

Said Norfolk police, “What’s this here?/

This car is illegal, I fear”./

The driver said “Fuck it -/

What’s wrong with a bucket/

To sit on and pliers to steer?”///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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