Jail Fail

A privately-run UK jail/

Was deemed a complete epic fail,/

The prison in Birmingham/

It seems is confirming ’em/

Unsuitable assets for sale.///

Slightly tweaked the third and fourth lines from the Twitter version to aid clarity. But perhaps the last line misfires a bit anyway. Privatised prisons aren’t sold as such, I guess, just their management is contracted out.

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There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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