Rubber Dolphin

Frottage by a horny cetacean/

Is causing French bathers vexation;/

He’s said to molest/

Those swimming near Brest/

For carnal self-gratification.///

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There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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