Monthly Archives: August 2018

Right to Bear Alms

Posted on August 5, 2018 by twitmericks

Oh pity the poor NRA-ers,/ Those well-armed political players/ Who love all things gunny/ Are clean out of money/ So shoot them a few #ThoughtsAndPrayers./// Oh pity the poor NRA-ers,Those well-armed political playersWho love all things gunnyAre clean out of … Continue reading →

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Jail Fail

Posted on August 4, 2018 by twitmericks

A racist imprisoned in May/ Is lying about his brief stay;/ The mendacious fucker/ Told credulous Tucker/ It’s just like Guantanamo Bay./// A racist imprisoned in MayIs lying about his brief stay;The mendacious fuckerTold credulous TuckerIt's just like Guantanamo Bay.https://t.co/O99GFyyuNp … Continue reading →

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Unpresidented Vote

Posted on August 3, 2018 by twitmericks

They say Mnangagwa in Zim/ Came top by a margin quite slim,/ But Nelson Chamisa,/ The MDC geezer,/ Insists that the winner is him./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-45055223 They say Mnangagwa in Zim Came top by a margin quite slim,But Nelson Chamisa,The MDC … Continue reading →

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Titter Ye

Posted on August 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The limericks you see here all started life on Twitter – love it or hate it. Here’s my response to today’s hashtag – #WhyIJoinedTwitter.   I had some spare time I could fritter/ Attempting to make people titter,/ Reporting our times/ … Continue reading →

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