The New York Times asked Londoners for their experience of petty crime, and got, it must be said, some not entirely serious responses – story below:
Here’s my contribution – for those fortunate enough not to have heard it, the announcement in question, intended to encourage us to report suspected terrorists, exhorts us to: “See it, Say it – Sorted”.
Dear caring, concerned New York Times,/
The tube is a hotbed of crimes:/
That jingle with “sorted”?/
I want it reported/
For culpable absence of rhymes.///