The government lined up some truckers,/

And taking the public for suckers,/

Said this would reveal/

They’re primed for No Deal,/

The lying incompetent fuckers*.///

*Looking back over 2018, I realised I’d used the last-minute swerve-the-swear-word gag about half a dozen times, so maybe I need to mix it up a bit more to keep you all on your toes!