The government lined up some truckers,/
And taking the public for suckers,/
Said this would reveal/
They’re primed for No Deal,/
The lying incompetent fuckers*.///
*Looking back over 2018, I realised I’d used the last-minute swerve-the-swear-word gag about half a dozen times, so maybe I need to mix it up a bit more to keep you all on your toes!