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Know What Amin?

Posted on March 22, 2015 by twitmericks

A Tory chap standing in Dudley/ Was caught getting rather too cuddly/ With EDL leaders/ And frankly, dear readers/ His justification is muddly./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32011321 A Tory chap standing in DudleyWas caught getting rather too cuddlyWith EDL leadersAnd frankly, dear readersHis … Continue reading →

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Sexed-up Exes

Posted on March 20, 2015 by twitmericks

A top UKIP hopeful in Kent/ Appears to have done something bent/ By eating her fill/ Then getting a bill/ For more than she actually spent./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-31982168 A top UKIP hopeful in KentAppears to have done something bentBy eating her … Continue reading →

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Eclipse Eclipsed

Posted on March 20, 2015 by twitmericks

Here is the safest of tips/ On how to survive an eclipse/ Establish your base/ In some cloudy place/ The solar phenomenon skips./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/uk-weather-solar-eclipse-could-be-blocked-out-by-cold-front-over-the-country-10117383.html Here is the safest of tipsOn how to survive an eclipseEstablish your baseIn some cloudy placeThe … Continue reading →

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All Rise!

Posted on March 17, 2015 by twitmericks

Three prominent judges were sacked/ Because when their browsing was tracked/ The images seen/ Revealed they had been/ Accessories after The Act./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/three-judges-sacked-for-allegedly-viewing-porn-on-official-judiciary-computers-10113032.html Three prominent judges were sackedBecause when their browsing was trackedThe images seenRevealed they had beenAccessories after The … Continue reading →

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Shapps’s Lapse

Posted on March 16, 2015 by twitmericks

Conservative chairman Grant Shapps/ Has had to admit that perhaps/ Although he denied/ His job on the side/ He’d suffered a memory lapse./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/16/grant-shapps-urged-to-quit-over-second-job-under-michael-green-pseudonym Conservative chairman Grant ShappsHas had to admit that perhapsAlthough he deniedHis job on the sideHe'd suffered … Continue reading →

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Organ Transplant

Posted on March 14, 2015 by twitmericks

A man with no penis who chose A transplant to get a new hose, When asked to assess The organ’s success Replied: “Well it comes and it goes”. A man with no penis who choseA transplant to get a new … Continue reading →

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They’ve Got To Give it Up

Posted on March 11, 2015 by twitmericks

The kids of the late Marvin Gaye/ Won out in a court in LA/ The jury concurred/ The lines were not blurred/ So Robin and Pharrell must pay./// http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/mar/10/blurred-lines-pharrell-robin-thicke-copied-marvin-gaye The kids of the late Marvin GayeWon out in a court … Continue reading →

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Wheels Come Off Top Gear

Posted on March 11, 2015 by twitmericks

The BBC programme Top Gear/ Will not, as intended, appear/ Some new contravention/ Caused Clarkson’s suspension/ & may leave him out on his ear./// http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/11/uk-britain-clarkson-suspension-idUKKBN0M61TR20150311 The BBC programme Top GearWill not, as intended, appearSome new contraventionCaused Clarkson's suspension& may leave … Continue reading →

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No Shades of Grey in School

Posted on March 6, 2015 by twitmericks

A pupil who dressed for Book Day/ As character Christian Grey/ Found this was not cool/ For these days in school/ The cane is no longer OK./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-31760713 A pupil who dressed for Book DayAs character Christian GreyFound this was … Continue reading →

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I’m No Big Mass Debater, Says PM

Posted on March 5, 2015 by twitmericks

The UK Prime Minister said/ He wouldn’t debate head-to-head;/ Now Dave’s running scared/ He’ll be empty-chaired/ And Nick can do battle with Ed./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11451072/David-Cameron-could-be-empty-chaired-in-TV-debates-as-Labour-accuse-him-of-running-scared.html The UK Prime Minister saidHe wouldn't debate head-to-head;Now Dave's running scaredHe'll be empty-chairedAnd Nick can do … Continue reading →

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