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Host Becomes Toast

Posted on July 9, 2014 by twitmericks

There was a Brazilian side/ Whose players were famed far and wide/ Till one July night/ It all went to shite/ And Germany battered their pride./// Now I must say, while most neutrals were willing Brazil to nick one back … Continue reading →

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Selling Like Het Cakes

Posted on July 8, 2014 by twitmericks

A baker refusing to bake/ A pro-gay equality cake/ Could end up in court,/ The papers report./ Asked why, he replied: “For God’s sake!“/// http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/ashers-baking-company-faces-court-for-refusing-order-for-gay-marriage-cake-30412923.html A baker refusing to bakeA pro-gay equality cakeCould end up in court,The papers report.Asked why, … Continue reading →

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The Paedo Files

Posted on July 6, 2014 by twitmericks

The government knew of suspicions/ That some old UK politicians/ Could’ve been paedophiles/ Sadly a weed of files/ Left some important omissions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28182373 The government knew of suspicionsThat some old UK politiciansCould've been paedophilesSadly a weed of filesLeft some important … Continue reading →

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On Ilkley Tour Baht ‘at

Posted on July 6, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old bicycle tour/ That went where it hadn’t before/ The land of the tikes/ Saw hundreds of bikes/ All pedalling round up ont’ moor./// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jul/05/tour-france-yorkshire-grand-depart There was an old bicycle tourThat went where it hadn't beforeThe land … Continue reading →

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Payment to Court

Posted on July 4, 2014 by twitmericks

A Russian with money to burn/ Bought tennis with Tories, we learn/ The money she gave/ Gets access to Dave/ But watch for that backhand return./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/03/tennis-cameron-johnson-160000-tory-fundraiser A Russian with money to burnBought tennis with Tories, we learnThe money she … Continue reading →

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Tony’s new Crony

Posted on July 2, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an adviser named #Blair/ Who touted his skills anywhere./ Once Mubarak’s crony,/ We now hear that Tony/ Is working for Mubarak’s heir./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/02/tony-blair-advise-egypt-president-sisi-economic-reform https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/484346398499155968

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A Tidy Sum

Posted on July 1, 2014 by twitmericks

When Tracey did not make her bed She made it an artwork instead At 16 years old It’s once more been sold So Saatchi has made lots of bread./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28116274 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/484061368501276673

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Bubble Trouble

Posted on July 1, 2014 by twitmericks

A rugby pro playing in Sydney/ Drank urine he made in his kidney/ Got literally pissed/ And so was dismissed/ He cocked up his future there didney. ///http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jun/30/todd-carney-shattered-posting-photo-urinating-mouth https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483914202579755008

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Can You Tell What He Is Yet?

Posted on June 30, 2014 by twitmericks

Rolf Harris, who’s quick on the draw/ Has now fallen foul of the law/ A court found the jester/ To be a molester/ Possessed of a wandering paw./// http://www.channel4.com/news/rolf-harris-verdict-indecent-assault-southwark-yewtree https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483631279871885313  

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Sad Face :-(

Posted on June 30, 2014 by twitmericks

Old Facebook provoked a commotion/ By doctoring news feed promotion/ To post stuff that’s sad/ And make us feel bad/ Then monitor user emotion. ///http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/29/trickcyclists_mess_with_facebook_users_emotions/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483563258935521281  

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