Choose the limerick that best fits your view on this controversial topic:
1)
As lockdown has brought to a head/
A shortage of yeast extract spread,/
Poor lovers of marmite/
In search of a jar might/
Have nothing to put on their bread.///
2)
As lockdown has brought to a head/
A shortage of yeast extract spread,/
Sad freaks who like marmite/
In search of a jar might/
Just have to eat honey instead.///
The man who was Johnson’s right hand/
Says touting for 58 grand/
In party donations/
To fund renovations/
Was dodgy and probably banned.///
For Johnson to thus undertake/
To fix the tax laws for the sake/
Of dust buster Dyson/
Was flagrant enticin’ -/
You don’t give a sucker a break.///
In Somerset canvassing, Keir/
Nipped into the pub for a beer./
The landlord, a sceptic,/
Went quite apoplectic/
And yelled: “You’re not welcome in here!”///
The governing body UEFA/
Says breakaway plotters will PEFA/
Their superleague plans,/
Which none of their fans,/
It seems, has a good word to SEFA.///
Retailers who seek to import/
Equipment for gardens report/
Since Suez got blocked/
They can’t get restocked,/
And gnomes are especially short.///
Will Amos MP, a Quebecker,/
The parliament Zoom session-wrecker,/
Had no way of knowing/
His camera was going,/
He says, when he got out his pecker.///
The firm M and S is to make/
The case, reputation at stake,/
That Aldi has stollen/
The character Colin/
For its caterpillar-shaped cake.///
The ruling majority smothers/
A probe into Cameron, Cruthers/
And Tory MPs/
Caught up in their sleaze,/
As Johnson admits there’ll be others.///
Police say the world’s biggest rabbit,/
Which doesn’t abscond, as a habit,/
Has just disappeared,/
And so it is feared/
A criminal broke in to nab it.////
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