twitmericks

Some argue it might have been wiser
For Johnson to pick an adviser
A little less risky
Than Andrew Sabisky,
A racist far-right sympathiser.

https://t.co/mfOWCyHtjB

A virus that’s new on the scene
That’s led to a mass quarantine
At last has a name,
So please put the blame
On pathogen Covid-19.

#COVID19
#coronoavirusoutbreak
#coronavirusupdate

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Ms Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer
Stepped back from her pathway to power;
Events in Thuringia –
The critical thing here –
Saw party relations turn sour.

https://t.co/AVv2FgKK7L

Republican Senator Mitt’ll
Get shit for opposing acquittal
And giving the hump
To President Trump,
Whose ego is famously brittle.

#MittRomney
#TrumpImpeachment
#RomneyIsMyHero
#ImpeachmentVote
#impeachment

https://t.co/1QNE9mN2aX

Israeli spy chiefs were disgraced
For loving tahini’s great taste,
And sending their spies
For West Bank supplies
Of Palestine’s sesame paste.

#tahini #Israel

https://t.co/5no0VZwcIx

A shorter queue for EU passport bearers,
A zone that’s blue for nothing-to-declarers,
No roaming charge when one rings,
These foolish things
Remind me of EU.

Aviva is getting some stick
For taking the actual mick –
Its mailout recycles
A letter for Michaels
To every Tom, Harry or Dick.

#aviva #Michael

https://t.co/CAtutvxjhf

Top clergymen say do not bed/

Your partner unless straight and wed,/

Provoking a clash/

As churchgoers bash/

Their bishops, and slam what they said.///

There once was a man who’d employ/

His talents to bring the world joy:/

In women’s attire,/

“He’s not the Messiah”,/

He shrieked, “He’s a very naughty boy!”*///

*Apologies for the extra syllable in the last line. I’m normally strict on metre, but I felt a little leeway could be allowed here.