twitmericks

It’s legal to show a bare breast
To get something off of your chest –
A French court permits
The flashing of tits
As long as it’s done to protest.

#Femen #France

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A sentence on Weinstein is pending
On two counts of sexual offending,
A court in Manhattan
Contriving to flatten
His hope of a Hollywood ending.

#MeToo
#HarveyWeinstein
#Weinstein

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A minister earning big bucks
Said military strategy sucks –
The future he banked on
Was weaponized plankton
Propelling bomb-filled rubber ducks.

https://t.co/Qf0pQzw56e

Some argue it might have been wiser
For Johnson to pick an adviser
A little less risky
Than Andrew Sabisky,
A racist far-right sympathiser.

https://t.co/mfOWCyHtjB

A virus that’s new on the scene
That’s led to a mass quarantine
At last has a name,
So please put the blame
On pathogen Covid-19.

#COVID19
#coronoavirusoutbreak
#coronavirusupdate

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Ms Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer
Stepped back from her pathway to power;
Events in Thuringia –
The critical thing here –
Saw party relations turn sour.

https://t.co/AVv2FgKK7L

Republican Senator Mitt’ll
Get shit for opposing acquittal
And giving the hump
To President Trump,
Whose ego is famously brittle.

#MittRomney
#TrumpImpeachment
#RomneyIsMyHero
#ImpeachmentVote
#impeachment

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Israeli spy chiefs were disgraced
For loving tahini’s great taste,
And sending their spies
For West Bank supplies
Of Palestine’s sesame paste.

#tahini #Israel

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A shorter queue for EU passport bearers,
A zone that’s blue for nothing-to-declarers,
No roaming charge when one rings,
These foolish things
Remind me of EU.