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No Solace for Wallis the Polis

There was an old Met police copper/ Whose lying was rather improper/ He said the Chief Whip/ Gave officers lip/ And so he has now come a cropper. ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/10/plebgate-row-police-officer-pleads-guilty https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/421671349593989120

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Mitchell Stitch-up?

A former Conservative Whip/ Denied giving officers lip/ Midst doubts on the fitness/ Of one supposed witness/ Who said he saw Mitchell let rip. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/andrew-mitchell-plebgate-police-cctv-downing-street ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/281138050770300929

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Whip Hand

The loss of the Tory Chief Whip/ Shows Cameron losing his grip/ Caught up in a web/ By that little word pleb/ Ever since Andrew Mitchell let rip. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20019761

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The Great Train Snobbery

There once was an MP for Tatton/ Who paid standard fare & then sat on/ A seat up in 1st/ With Mitchell’s outburst/ It forms a familiar pattern. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20008342

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Mitchell and Pleb

A Tory who swore at a copper/ Is sorry for acting improper/ MP Andrew Mitchell/ Hopes that’s an act which’ll/ Prevent him from coming a cropper. ///

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Whip Lets Rip

A senior Tory Chief Whip/ Berated police, letting rip/ & told one to his face/ “F-ing plebs, know your place”/ See the mask of togetherness slip. ///http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4549265/Andrew-Mitchell-insults-police-at-Downing-Street-by-calling-them-fing-plebs.html

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