Tag Archives: berlusconi

Pimp Your Wimple

Posted on April 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There one was a dirty old man/ Mr Silvio B from Milan/ Whose idea of fun/ Was a strippagram nun/ (According to model Imane).  /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17730777

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Clooney Tunes

Posted on November 24, 2011 by twitmericks

G Clooney queries the fitness/Of his being called as a witness/2 ask him how tarty/Was Silvio’s party/& how correct what has been written is. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15856392

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The Full Monti

Posted on November 13, 2011 by twitmericks

There was an Italian called Mario/Who supplanted an ageing lothario/Appointed pro tem/As Italian PM/He replaces the old impresario. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15713985

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Arrivederci Berlusconi

Posted on November 13, 2011 by twitmericks

#Berlusconi has finally quit/After decades of acting the twit/He leaves for posterity/A dose of austerity/And Italy knee-deep in shit.

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Heigh Ho Silvio

Posted on November 8, 2011 by twitmericks

There is an old man from Milan/Who’s hung on as long as he can/Now every last crony/Has ditched #Berlusconi/His career as PM’s down the pan. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/08/us-italy-idUSTRE7A72NG20111108

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Pension Tension

Posted on October 27, 2011 by twitmericks

Money is too tight to mention/In Rome, where political tension/Turned into a fight/As MPs on the right/Brawled over the age for a pension. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203554104576655131145795512.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

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F***ing while Rome Burns

Posted on September 20, 2011 by twitmericks

The downgrade of Italy’s rating/Berlusconi finds so aggravating/But Silvio let/Italy build up debt/While the old goat was off fornicating. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14993848

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