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Crack Becomes Gulf

Posted on November 19, 2013 by twitmericks

A Mayor fond of throwing his weight/ Has likened himself to Kuwait/ Although it is crack/ Not Saddam’s Iraq/ To blame for his war-ravaged state. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/10458793/Rob-Ford-compares-Toronto-city-councillors-to-Saddam-Hussein.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/402811596252000257  

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The ‘Mare Goes On

Posted on November 14, 2013 by twitmericks

The mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford/Admits he has recently scored/The odd bit of junk/And driven while drunk/(But still he won’t fall on his sword) /// http://www.thestar.com/sports/argos/2013/11/14/cfl_reacts_to_rob_ford_in_argos_jersey.html The mayor of Toronto, Rob FordAdmits he has recently scoredThe odd bit of junkAnd … Continue reading →

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Crack Backtrack

Posted on November 5, 2013 by twitmericks

The Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford/Admits when he got a bit bored/He may have smoked crack/A year or so back/(More details as soon as he’s scored). ///http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/rob-ford-councillors/article15263319/ The Mayor of Toronto Rob FordAdmits when he got a bit boredHe may … Continue reading →

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Back, Sack and Crack

Posted on November 1, 2013 by twitmericks

The Mayor of Toronto fought back/ Denying he ever smoked crack/ But now there’s a vid/ Suggesting he did/ He may soon be facing the sack./// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/31/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-police-investigation_n_4181704.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/396226289847111680

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Singer Stinger

Posted on June 5, 2013 by twitmericks

An X Factor judge named Tulisa/ Is nicked after UK police’re/ Tipped off by the Sun/ So will she be done?/ For now they decide to release ‘er. ///http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4955433/Tulisa-is-nicked-over-The-Suns-cocaine-deal-expose.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/342216492957450242

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Oz Sez Soz

Posted on April 16, 2013 by twitmericks

A seventies rocker named Ozzy/ Has had to say sorry becoz ‘e/ Became a right bastard/ While wasted & plastered/ But hardly the only one, was ‘e? ///https://www.facebook.com/ozzyosbourne/posts/10151607133627318 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/324186569164603393

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MPs on Drugs

Posted on December 10, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a committee on drugs/ That reckons our leaders are mugs/ For keeping on going/ With policies knowing/ We’re lining the pockets of thugs. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/10/david-cameron-commission-drugs-laws?intcmp=239 There is a committee on drugs/That reckons our leaders are mugs/For keeping on going/With … Continue reading →

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Prison Warders Take Coke

Posted on June 9, 2012 by twitmericks

A fellow named Coke from Jamaica/ Was jailed as a major lawbreaker/ Surrounded by thugs/ He trafficked in drugs/ And acted the mover & shaker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/08/christopher-dudus-coke-jail-term?newsfeed=true

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Rose Again

Posted on October 18, 2011 by twitmericks

The reunion of the Stone Roses/Will be a success, one supposes/If John, Ian, Mani/& Reni are canny/And control what they put up their noses. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/oct/18/stone-roses-reunion-comeback-gigs?newsfeed=true

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Last Junkie

Posted on October 8, 2011 by twitmericks

  Drug abuse in the UK/Is apparently fading away/As Brits turn their back/On narcotics like smack/Because heroin is so passé.  http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/oct/06/heroin-crack-cocaine-use-decline *             *             *         … Continue reading →

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