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Trevor gone forever

Posted on January 28, 2019 by twitmericks

A mallard who sadly got stuck/ On Niue has run out of luck;/ A canine attack/ Has silenced his quack,/ The pioneer now a dead duck./// A mallard who sadly got stuckOn Niue has run out of luck;A canine attackHas … Continue reading →

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Trevor no-mates

Posted on September 10, 2018 by twitmericks

A mallard who’s down on his luck/ Flew off to Niue and got stuck,/ Alone in his puddle/ With no one to cuddle/ Or act out the phrase “fuck a duck!”/// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1039169051338199041

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Fast as Duck

Posted on April 21, 2018 by twitmericks

A miscreant caught on a snap/ By a Swiss police roadside speed trap/ Was no car or truck/ But rather a duck/ With superfast turbo-charged flap./// A miscreant caught on a snapBy a Swiss police roadside speed trapWas no car … Continue reading →

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What the Duck?

Posted on October 26, 2016 by twitmericks

A woman who flew with a duck/ Said when I was down on my luck/ My help was this bird;/ If that sounds absurd/ Well frankly, I don’t give a damn./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/17/adorable-emotional-support-duck-is-a-hit-on-us-flight/ A woman who flew with a duckSaid when … Continue reading →

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Splitting the Bill at the Dog and Duck

Posted on October 15, 2015 by twitmericks

A dog and a duck had a fight/ While out for a bevvy one night/ The dicky-bowed duck/ Lost out in the ruck,/ Its beak being worse than its bite./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/14/bow-tie-wearing-duck-walks-into-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses_n_8291582.html A dog and a duck had a fightWhile out … Continue reading →

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