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Korea Break

There was a young fellow named Kim/ Who felt a bit out on a limb/ So he made a big bang/ At a site near Pyongyang/ And got the world looking at him. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21429544 There once was a fellow named … Continue reading

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Korea Break

There was an old team from Korea/ Whose players refused to appear/ The game hit a snag/ When an incorrect flag/ Came up on the screen. Dear oh dear! ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9427788/North-Korea-women-footballers-protest-over-flag-gaffe.html

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To be Jong-un In Love

There is a top leader named Kim/ Who married one day on a whim/ He hopes that this act/ Will help to distract/ From everyday life, which is grim. //// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9426292/Kim-Jong-uns-mystery-woman-is-his-wife.html

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Korea Damage

A General from North Korea/ Is suddenly out on his ear/ We don’t rightly know/ If he purged Ri Yong-Ho/ But Kim Jong-Un’s a wrong ‘un, I fear. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18851703

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Korea-ing Out of Control

A space rocket made in Pyongyang/ Was certainly launched with a bang/ It all blew apart/ Shortly after the start/ Embarrassing Kim and the gang. // http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/46b2c194-8444-11e1-9d54-00144feab49a.html?ftcamp=published_links/rss/home_uk/feed//product#axzz1ruWWqu7I

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Tears for Fears?

The funeral of Kim Jong-Il/Resembed a military drill/Troops marching in pride/As the populace cried/(No wonder, they’re footing the bill!) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8980892/Kim-Jong-il-funeral-Kim-Jong-un-steps-up-as-nation-mourns.html

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Much Missiled

There was an old man from Pyongyang/Who wanted to go with a bang/So when he expired/A missile was fired/(So long Kim, from all of the gang). http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iVzI_HH7dQpBwYmyMi4TkFX0tnSg?docId=CNG.951e1b71082f403024107896ebb19032.371

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Korea Opportunities

There was a Korean named Kim/Whose rule was decidedly grim/But now Dear Successor/Can be the oppressor/The Kim’s dead, so long live the Kim. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/19/kim-jong-il-north-korea?newsfeed=true

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