Tag Archives: olympics

Lightning Bolt

Posted on August 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young man from Jamaica/ A regular gold medal taker/ His name is Usain/ And he’s done it again/ A 2012 sprint record-breaker. 

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Murray Mints Gold

Posted on August 5, 2012 by twitmericks

A tennis star named Andy Murray/ Took gold at a venue near Surrey/ Repaying old debts/ As he won in straight sets/ He resembled a man in a hurry

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Ginger Springer

Posted on August 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young fellow named Greg/ Apparently quite a good egg/ The red-headed leaper/ & self-professed weeper/ Won long-jumping gold by a leg.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Go Mo Go

Posted on August 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young fellow named #Mo/ Who isn’t what one’d call slow/ Over 10,000 metres/ He beat the world-beaters/ Just look at that Londoner go. //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/18912148

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Anyone for Ennis

Posted on August 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Jess Ennis the world number 1/ Can jump, hurdle, throw stuff & run/ She took a firm hold/ Of the heptathlon Gold/ & seems to win medals for fun.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Hindes Confession: I Crashed During session

Posted on August 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young cyclist named Phil/ Who had an unfortunate spill/ He made a clean breast/ & freely confessed/ The crash was an act of free will. ///http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jcblXCP2EOI1-5t2KNb4zJTKqH4Q?docId=N0215761343978650950A

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Medallion Man

Posted on July 31, 2012 by twitmericks

An American swimmer named Phelps/ Won a medal amid cheers & yelps/ So now he’s won more/ Than any before/ (He’s in lots of events so that helps). /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/31/london-2012-michael-phelps-olympian

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Do Ping is not a Chinese Swimmer

Posted on July 31, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young woman from China/ Whose medley could not’ve been finer/ The rest had no hope/ So was she on dope/ Or simply a superfast minor? /// Doping Suspicions About Gold-Medal Swimmer Trigger Angry Response in China

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Troll in a Hole

Posted on July 31, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young internet troll/ Whose malice got out of control/ He’s off down the nick/ For being a dick/ Now we nab every tweeting arsehole. ///http://news.sky.com/story/967096/teenager-held-over-tom-daley-twitter-abuse

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Keys to the Stadium? Copper Mislaid ’em.

Posted on July 30, 2012 by twitmericks

The Wemberley stadium keys/ Were lost by some dopy PCs/ The locks got replaced/ But it’s rather a waste/ And is causing official unease. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/30/olympic-policing-own-goal-wembley?newsfeed=true

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment