Tag Archives: penguin

Rock of Shit

Posted on March 2, 2018 by twitmericks

A million plus penguins were found/ When pix of an Antarctic mound/ Were taken from space/ Revealing a place/ Where guano deposits abound./// A million plus penguins were foundWhen pix of an Antarctic moundWere taken from spaceRevealing a placeWhere guano … Continue reading →

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Lions and Penguins and Bears, Oh My!

Posted on May 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The UK election for mayors/ Is a curious state of affairs/ With odd little stories/ Where Lib Dems & Tories/ Get beaten by penguins & bears.  // Disclaimer: I can find no reference to the polar bear meant to have … Continue reading →

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P-p-pick up a Penguin

Posted on May 2, 2012 by twitmericks

Two Welshmen in Brisbane to work/ Were arrested for acting the jerk/ After excess libations/ They swam with cetaceans/  Then kidnapped a penguin named Dirk. // http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/penguin-pinchers-were-blind-drunk-court-20120502-1xyd9.html

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